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You’ve already decided to leave. Language is what you need to stick the landing.

Live, speaking-first language program for people who want real options outside the English-speaking world.

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Apps can’t teach participation, subtle social cues, or how to navigate a bureaucracy in a second language.

To help you succeed, we pair language skills with practical life skills.

Left, right, or exhausted: this isn’t about politics. This is about ensuring you succeed the moment you land.

We can help.

Integration isn’t about sounding fluent.

It’s about functioning under pressure.

  • Asking for help without apologizing

  • Recovering from misunderstanding in real time

  • Navigating bureaucracy and daily systems

  • Participating socially without exhaustion

That’s what we train.

The Integration Lab

A live, small group language program built around real life

Live and Speaking-First

  • 60-minute classes

  • Everyone speaks

  • Immediate correction

  • No passive learning

Serious Community

  • Adults only

  • No tourist energy

  • Consistent attendance expected

  • Respectful, direct culture

Structured Progress

  • CEFR-aligned

  • High-frequency language

  • No gamification

  • No filler content

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GTFO Integration Lab: France

Built and led from France, this program trains functional French for people who want to live here without training wheels.

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  • A1 → A2 and A2 → B1 cohorts

  • Live classes, 4× per week

  • Speaking from day one

  • Optional in-country intensives

This is for you if:

  • You want real options abroad

  • You’re willing to be uncomfortable

  • You value correction and structure

  • You can show up consistently

This is not for you if:

  • You want self-paced content

  • You want travel phrases

  • You expect accommodation

  • You’re “just curious”

Admission is Selective

Steps

1. Apply

2. Short placement process

3. Cohort recommendation

4. Enrollment if accepted

Pricing

The Integration Lab is $360/month.

This includes:

  • All live classes

  • Curriculum updates

  • Community access

  • Priority access to intensives

Note: No refunds after cohort starts.

Built from lived experience

GTFO was created by someone living the reality most people only plan for and dream of — navigating daily life inside another language and system.